Top 10 Useless Inventions

Inventions have helped the human race to evolve. Be it motor car to television, inventions have been making our life better since time unknown. Researchers and scientists spend endless hours in inventing their creation. A 500 year old invention could be an integral part of our lives now. Though, when a creator ends up being too obsessed with his work, he may create something utterly useless. Not only are these inventions useless, but also astonishingly weird. Here is a list of Top Ten Useless Inventions.

10. CAT WIG

Yes you heard it right, a cat wig. I mean what is wrong with their hair? Cats already  look so naturally cute. And people actually buy, oh wait, a cat wig! I am still trying imagine the thought process going inside the brain that created it. It is stupid, non-required and completely spoils the look of a beautifully designed creature.

9. A DOG SACK

Most dog owners prefer to take their pet along for a vacation or a long ride. It is completely to let your dog have a seat or make him sit on a family member’s lap. Unfortunately, the creator of Dog Sack got it wrong. This invention enables you have a sack where your dog can sit, outside the car! It is just unbelievable how someone could subject one of the most loving creature on the planet to such misery. No wonder how the dogs adjusted in peak traffic hours.

8. Touch Screen Fingers

Or I shall call them finger condoms. Yes we can understand that sweat spots on phones can be a bit irritating at times. But wearing a stupid condom like thing on your finger is purely weird. Imagine the effort taken to wear and remove. Why can’t you just wash your hands and use the phone the natural way.

7. Subway Chin Rest

Public transport is comfortable as long as you get a seat. Most times we have to stand up and travel. I know it can be tiring but, what was the need to develop a chin rest? Chin rest is a long stick like object with a padded curvature at the end for you to rest your chin. As weird as it sounds, some people actually carry chin rests while traveling.

6. Pizza Fork

We all love pizza. Mostly people prefer using their hands while eating it. Some hygienic people use a fork and knife,which is not at all uncomfortable. Apparently the makers of PIZZA FORK thought so. A pizza fork contains a pizza cutter beneath it to save you from the abjection of using 2 hands while eating pizza. It was well thought but is a bit ‘errr’.

5. Plow Gun

What if a farmer while doing his daily activities feels the urge to shoot someone. He will have to go home, get a gun, come back to the farm and then proceed. So complicated. But the makers of the Plow Gun are here to ameliorate the farmer’s plight. While plowing, whenever you feel an urge to shoot, simply get your plow gun out. Wow. Standing ovation.

4. Fork Alarm

Back in 1995, conscious eating became a fad in the west. This led to the invention of the fork alarm. How does it work? You take a bite then wait for an alarm to ring before you take the second one. Based on time eating, the technology behind the fork alarm is 100% patented. So don’t even think copying the idea.

3. Air Conditioned shoes

This creation could make god regret the creation of human beings. At $75, you get a pair of shoes with some holes beneath your shoes. Claimed to be built with a ‘unique filter technology’, air conditioned shoes are actually being publicized as a luxury product.

2. Breast Cushion

 

This one is hilarious. Do your breasts fight with each other while you sleep. You don’t have to worry. Just place a breast cushion between them for extra comfort and better sleep. It is available in different sizes and is extensively marketed by the makers. Wait do some women actually buy it?

1. Men Bra

Gynecomastia, or the men version of boobs, has been a fad ever since the existence of fat men. This led to the invention of, oh wait, a man bra. Now why would a man wear a freaking bra? How could they even think of producing it and then marketing it. This is absurd, weird and utterly useless. Do some men actually buy it? By the marketing tactics of the company, it seems yes. Man Bra is without doubt the number 1 most useless invention of all time.